I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Randomize