haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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