You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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