omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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