Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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