Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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