Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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