Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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