If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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