Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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