Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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