im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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