We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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