Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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