How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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