If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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