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Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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