the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I cut my penus on the lid.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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