I cockslap morals
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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