What did we do last night that was yellow?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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