i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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