My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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