3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he puts the penis in happiness.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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