nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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