Don't you send me to vm
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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