Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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