i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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