My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you would pick up someone in the library
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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