Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Come on in and take your pants off
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