My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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