Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
you never un-have a 4some
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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