Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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