I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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