this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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