My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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