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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!

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(919): just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great! http://tfl.nu/724w

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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?

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(908): how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer? http://tfl.nu/a07e

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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"

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(847): Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago" http://tfl.nu/h89t

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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you

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(804): .....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you http://tfl.nu/s188

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.

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(501): Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth. http://tfl.nu/ddwi

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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?

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(323): Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back? http://tfl.nu/2ror

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers

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(910): I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers http://tfl.nu/vom9

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(409): View more from Texas

Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?

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(409): Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall? http://tfl.nu/ymbz

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(802): View more from Vermont

He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow

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(802): He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow http://tfl.nu/7xi8

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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice

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(908): I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice http://tfl.nu/gs1d

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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.

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(647): I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway. http://tfl.nu/bxvu

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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep

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(860): You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep http://tfl.nu/5kc4

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow

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(303): I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow http://tfl.nu/wseu

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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.

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(704): If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again. http://tfl.nu/0rol

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(289): View more from Ontario

our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after

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(289): our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after http://tfl.nu/x4st

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