Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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