As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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