So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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