had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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