I wish I could teleport
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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