you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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