i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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