im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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