I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Can I color on your dick again?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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