me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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