sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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