Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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