well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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