I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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