I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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