There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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