two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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